Prove to me that you are happy.
Watching an old clip of David Letterman doing his shift as a part-timer at McD’s drive thru.
Customer: "What’s in the happy meal?"
David Letterman: "You have to prove to me you’re happy or you’re not getting anything."
And this:
David Letterman: "Is it alright if we touch your food before giving it to you?"
Classic.
More David Letterman’s links here:
Link 1 - David at Taco bell.
Link 2 - David visits GE.
The hilarious David Letterman Top Ten list is stored here, archived all the way to 1993.
The recent entry was titled Top Ten Dumb Guy Ideas For Lowering Gas Prices and this is how it went -
10. Make all roads downhill
9. Cheaper self-service price if you pump the oil and refine it yourself
8. Gas comes from dinosaurs, so all we need are more dinosaurs
7. Invade Iraq
Read the rest here.
